I'd Take A Bromo, But

There Are Seven Natural Openings In The Head And Body. A Lawyer Is The Only Human Being With Eight. The Extra One Is A Slot To Store Money In, Should His Bank Be Unable To Hold All Of It.

Alcoholic: Anybody Who Drinks More Than I Do.

Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The Noise.

If It Does Not Work The First Time, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. No Need To Be An Idiot.

You Can Fool Some Of The People Some Of The Time -- And That's Enough To Make A Decent Living.