I Stuck My Head Out

What A Childhood I Had, Why, When I Took My First Step, My Old Man Tripped Me!

She Was Old Too, When She Went To School They Didn't Have History.

I Figured Out I'm Bisexual. I Have Sex Twice A Year.

If Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, So Is Ugliness.

Last Week I Told My Psychiatrist, 'i Keep Thinking About Suicide', And He Told Me From Now I Have To Pay In Advance.