If Beauty Is In The

Last Year My Birthday Cake Looked Like A Prairie Fire.

Life Is Full Of Temporary Situations, Ultimately Ending In A Permanent Solution.

I Met The Surgeon General - He Offered Me A Cigarette.

When You Walk Up Five Flights Of Stairs At Four In The Morning, There's Definitely A Hooker Involved.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. Once A Guy Pulled A Knife On Me. I Knew He Wasn't A Professional, The Knife Had Butter On It.