I Tell Ya When I

The Sign On The Bar Said: 'girls- Topless, Bottomless', I Went Inside And There Was Nobody There!

They Say Love Thy Neighbor As Thy Self , What Am I Supposed To Do Jerk Him Off Too?

My Wife Isn't Very Bright. The Other Day She Was At The Store, And Just As She Was Heading For Our Car, Someone Stole It! I Said, "did You See The Guy That Did It?" She Said, "no, But I Got The License Plate."

I Said To A Girl I'd Been Seeing, Come Home With Me, Honey, And I'll Show You Where It's At. She Said, You'd Better, Because The Last Time I Could'nt Find It.

I Was An Ugly Kid; When I Was Born, After The Doctor Cut The Cord, He Hung Himself.