I Tell Ya When I

With My Doctor, I Don't Get No Respect. I Told Him I Want A Vasectomy. He Said With A Face Like Mine, I Don't Need One.

She Was So Ugly That I Took Her To A Dog Show And She Won First Prize.

I Don't Get No Respect, No Respect At All!

I Asked My Wife If She Would Put Out The Garbage. She Said Why Should I You Never Put Out For Me.

What A Childhood I Had, Why, When I Took My First Step, My Old Man Tripped Me!