The Sign On The Bar

I Used To Date A Girl From Buffalo. Why Can't I Meet A Girl With Normal Parents?

My Golf Game Is Getting Real Good. Last Week, I Got Through The Windmill.

We Learned Sexual Technique From Our Dog. He Taught How To Beg, And He Taught My Wife How To Roll Over And Play Dead.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. Once A Guy Pulled A Knife On Me. I Knew He Wasn't A Professional, The Knife Had Butter On It.

I Asked My Wife If She Would Put Out The Garbage. She Said Why Should I You Never Put Out For Me.