I Tend To Live In

A City Is Where You Can Sign A Petition, Boo The Chief Justice, Fish Off A Pier, Gaze At A Hippopotamus, Buy A Flower At The Corner, Or Get A Good Hamburger Or A Bad Girl At 4 A.m. A City Is Where Sirens Make White Streaks Of Sound In The Sky And Foghorns Speak In Dark Grays. San Francisco Is Such A City.

The Waterfront Without The Ferry Tower Would Be Like A Birthday Cake Without A Candle.

When A Place Advertises Itself As 'world Famous,' You May Be Sure It Isn't.

Baffling Late-life Discovery: Golfers Wear Those Awful Clothes On Purpose.

San Franciscans Have A Bond Of Self-satisfaction Bordering On Smugness.