The Waterfront Without The Ferry

You Cover Q-tips With Sandpaper And Ram Them Up Your Nostrils As Far As They Will Go. Then You Sniff Talcum Powder While Shredding Hundred Dollar Bills.

The Only Thing Wrong With Immortality Is That It Tends To Go On Forever.

The Waterfront Without The Ferry Tower Would Be Like A Birthday Cake Without A Candle.

A Man Begins Cutting His Wisdom Teeth The First Time He Bites Off More Than He Can Chew.

The Clock Doesn't Matter In Baseball. Time Stands Still Or Moves Backwards. Theoretically, One Game Could Go On Forever. Some Seem To.