I Think A Celebrity Survivor

I Constantly Say Things That I Regret. I Mortify Myself Constantly.

Well, My Whole Thing With Gossip Is I Couldn't Care Less If It's True.

I'm Also Doing A Special For Comedy Central Called Autobiography. It's Going To Be A Spoof Of Biography.

I Hate It, It Is Tedious... When I Write For My Act, It Is Very Improvisational, I Write Bullet Points, I Cannot Sit In Front Of A Computer; That Is Not My Style.

I Have What I Call A-list Moments, But Believe Me, I'm Still On The D-list.