I Think Abc Sort Of

You Know, Sometimes You Can't Just Take An Armadillo, Put It In The Barn, Light It On Fire And Expect It To Make Licorice.

I Really Enjoy Being A Dad, And Maybe I Took It Too Seriously, But I Love Being Around My Kids.

I Don't Find Biology As Interesting As Politics And Humanism. I Talk More About Existential Stuff.

Please, O Ye Lord, Keep Jim Bakker Behind Bars.

Am I Not Turtley Enough For The Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!