I Think Guys Understand Love

Ever Since Poltergeist Terrified Me When I Was 12, I Can't Watch Horror Films, I'm A Real Wuss.

My Friends And I Make Short Films. We Pretended To Rob The Dairy Queen Where Our Friend Worked, But Someone Thought We Were Real Thieves And Called The Cops! Soon, The Cops Burst In With Guns Drawn!

I Think Guys Understand Love A Little Better Than Girls.

I Wouldn't Do Anything If I Didn't Have Something I Was Working For.

I Figured Out The Only Way To Get Women In High School Was Not To Care That Much. Now I Realize That You Have To Live Your Life And Eventually They'll Be Attracted To You And You'll Be Attracted To Them And It Will Just Happen. I Think. I Think.