I Think I Am, Therefore,

If At First You Don't Succeed, Redefine Success.

The Person Who Is Most A Part Of Me Is The Performer, Is The Standup, The Guy Who Says, "hey Look At Me, Listen To This!" I Do That Because That's What I Do, I Love Doing It.

God Bless The Homicidal Maniacs. They Make Life Worthwhile.

When You Visualize The Recent Past, Do You See It As Being Somewhere Over On The Left?

I Don't Think We Really Gave Barbarism A Fair Try.