I Think I Grew Up

I Smoke Crack. I Get All My Dancers Together And We Do A Prayer.

Once You Put Bacon Into A Salad It's No Longer A Salad, It Just Becomes A Game Of Find The Bacon In The Lettuce. It's Like You're Panning For Gold, Hmmmmm, Eureka!

Thanksgiving Is The Most Complicated Meal You Can Think Of. Every Night, Dinner Is Just Pasta. It's Just Different Shapes Of Pasta.

I Think I Grew Up With The Idea That God Was A Punishing Being, Constructed Around Rules.

I Was Raised In A Family Where My Father Was The First One To Go To College.