I Think I'm A Different

I'm A Soccer Mom. I'm T-ball, Soccer, Karate, Homework, Keeping Them On Their Schedules. I Love Being The Snack Mom, When I Get To Bring The Cut Oranges. I Have One Of Those Coolers With Wheels. I'm At Every Game, Every Practice, Sitting On My Blanket. I Love It.

You Don't Want To Have To Be The Man And The Woman In The Relationship. I Always Say You Want A Man Who Can Fix The Toilet.

Women Have To Be Careful And Teach Their Girls To Be Aware Of Their Surroundings And Never Be Alone With Testosterone-crazed Boys. A Lot Of Little Lives Are Being Ruined And Our Society Is To Blame. Our Kids Are Just Searching And Being Curious But They Are Dangerously Looking For The Wrong Kind Of Attention.

I've Been Married A Couple Of Times And Survived!

If People Knew How Kfc Treats Its Chickens, They'd Never Eat Another Drumstick.