I Think People Can Stand

I Want People To Think That I'm A Magical, Weird-looking Freak Of Nature, But They Really See Me As A Sexy Amazon Jungle Cat. That Makes Sense - I'm A Little Bit Of Both, But I Definitely Lean Toward The Narwhal Side Of The Equation.

I Never Want To Be Pretentious.

So Many People Say, 'so, What, Are You A Party Girl?' And I Say, 'i'm A Walking Good Time.' Do I Sometimes Go Out And Drink? Hell, Yes. But Could I Have A Number One Song If I Wasn't Also Working Hard? Maybe That Needs A Little More Respect.

I Want A Pig. I Want A Pig On A Leash. A Baby Pig On A Leash.

People Say That Rock 'n' Roll Is Dead, And I Am Making It My Mission To Resurrect It. I Have Rock 'n' Roll Pumping Through My Veins.