I Think Women Like Ferraris.

Real Men Don't Use Instructions, Son. Besides, This Is Just The Manufacturer's Opinion On How To Put This Together.

Pere Noel. Babbo Natale. Pelznickel. Topo Gigio

In My Experience, It's All Wonderful With Girls Until About 16. Around That Time, Boys Kind Of Calm Down And Start Focusing Their Testosterone. Girls Get A Little Challenging, Especially For Fathers.

For Years, I Just Did Not Like This Idea Of God, Church.

If It Doesn't Say Binford On It, Somebody Else Probably Made It.