For Years, I Just Did

I'm Sad For Adults Who Want To Be Children. And Children Who Want To Be Adults.

Men Aren't Men Until They Can Get To Sears By Themselves.

Dogs Will Eat Till They Die. Cats Will Leave Food In The Dish, Incomprehensible To A Dog.

Jill, We Became Parents So We Could Tell Our Kids What To Do. Otherwise We're Just The Tallest People Living Here.

Women Are Brilliant. Every Woman Knows How To Do The Weirdest Thing Right Out Of The Bucket. Every Woman Knows How To Do That Hindu Head Wrap With The Towel Out Of The Shower. A Typhoon Couldn't Blow That Thing Off Their Heads. Ever Try To Do That? You Look Like A Drunk Iraqi Soldier.