Men Aren't Men Until They

I Have Irrational Fears, And They All Go Back To Losing My Father As A Kid. I've Never Gotten Over It.

Be Wary Of Listening To Stories Secondhand.

Being Wealthy When No One Else Is, Is Like Being The Only One At The Party With A Drink.

Men Aren't Men Until They Can Get To Sears By Themselves.

Never Comment On A Woman's Rear End. Never Use The Words 'large' Or 'size' With 'rear End'. Never. Avoid The Area Altogether. Trust Me.