I Thought A Dignified Thing

I Thought A Dignified Thing To Do Would Be To Live In The Country By The Time I'm 50 And Write Books

I Was Lightweight - That Was The Whole Point Of Me

The Whole Business Of Getting Famous Was Good Fun, But It Was A Long Time Ago.

I, As You May Know, Am No Stranger To The Organic Courgette, But I Still Cannot Work Out Who These Gay Footballers Are.

The Good Thing About Getting Older Is That, As You Become Less Attractive, So You Have Less Desire To Go Out And Conquer Everyone You See