I've Dubbed Myself As An

I Like Feeling At Home And Knowing People. I Like Talking About Ideas And Being Friendly.

It Is An Artist's Duty To Be On The Wrong End Of The See-saw.

I Like Being On The Margins. You Work Better There.

Being A Fan Of Authentic Dada, I Find Today's Art - What I Call 'bankers' Dada' - Mind-numbingly Dull. The Most Challenging Work I've Seen Of Late Is By The British Art Resistance. Their Document, 'a Call For Heroes In An Age Of Cowards', Is Apt In These Days Of Witless Chancers.

My Favourite Things Are Jokes, Friendliness And Feeling Comfortable.