I've Got Soggy Thighs. It

People Can Tell The Truth Much More Freely When They're Apparently Lying.

My Wife, Tania, Is Very Big On Dogs, So I'm Always Paying Out To Animal Charities.

They're A Typical Hollywood Audience. All The Kids Are On Drugs And All The Adults Are On Roller Skates.

To Me, The Musical Is Best When It's A Musical Comedy. So If You Have A Very, Very Funny Show, And Very Good, Funny Songs, That's What The Musical Does Best.

I Will Jump On Anybody's Private Plane At The Drop Of A Hat. I'm An Old-fashioned Lower-middle-class Boy.