I Wake About 1 A.m.

I Wake About 1 A.m. I'm In The Office By 2 A.m. We're On The Air At 5.

The Difference Between A Friend And An Acquaintance Is That A Friend Helps; An Acquaintance Merely Advises.

Any Outfit That Has To Beg Its Listeners For Money Is An Organization That Has To Constantly Please Its Listeners Or It Will Dry Up And Go Away. It Shouldn't Work When You Think About It.

When Solomon Said There Was A Time And A Place For Everything He Had Not Encountered The Problem Of Parking His Automobile.

One Trouble With Being Efficient Is That It Makes Everybody Hate You So.