I Want Teachers To Teach,

The Other Day At A Drive-through, I Reminded The Teenage Girl Serving Me That She Forgot My Drinks. She Looked At Me, Hissed, Rolled Her Eyes, And Then Took Her Sweet Time Getting Me The Sodas.

Happy Birthday Obamacare! Five Years Ago Today You Came Into Our Lives And Nothing's Ever Been The Same Since! Our Insurance Premiums Have Skyrocketed And Our Doctor Choices Have Plummeted.

I Want To Democratize Business News.

It's A Good Thing Winston Churchill Was Around Before The Shallow Age Of Television. He Might Never Have Become One Of The Greatest Leaders Of All Time.

I Want Teachers To Teach, And I Want Oreos To Be Eaten.