I Want To Do Dramas.

I'm So Uncoordinated, I Can't Really Do That Much, So My Specialty Is Standing In One Spot Or Holding On To Something, Like An Exploding Rocket Or A Jetski.

You Can Tell It's Good If You Light It And A Blue Flame Comes Up; That Means It's Good Moonshine And It Won't Make You Go Blind.

Being A Complete Juvenile Delinquent Helped Me Grow Up A Little.

What Calmed Me Down Finally Was When My Girlfriend Got Pregnant.

A Lot Of Stand-up Comedy Guys, When They Get A Little Famous, Just Give Up Their Stand-up Career, And It Cancels Out The Thing That Set Them Apart.