I Was A Republican Until

I Know I'm Never As Good Or Bad As One Single Performance. I've Never Believed In My Critics Or My Worshippers, And I've Always Been Able To Leave The Game At The Arena.

We Don't Need Refs, But I Guess White Guys Need Something To Do.

If You Go Out With A Girl And They Say She Has A Great Personality, She's Ugly. If They Tell You A Guy Works Hard, He Can't Play A Lick. Same Thing.

I'm Never Embarassed.

As Long As Anti-gay Legislation Exists In Any State, I Strongly Believe Big Events Such As The Final Four And Super Bowl Should Not Be Held In Those States' Cities.