I'm Never Embarassed.

My Wife's Married. I'm Not.

Anytime A Fan Touches You, You Have The Right To Beat The Hell Out Of Him

They Don't Let Many Black People In The Governor's Mansion In Alabama, Unless They're Cleaning.

I Didnt Wear The Pink Panties Because I Didnt Want America Going Crazy With Excitement.

I Have Nothing Against Old People; I Want To Be One Myself One Day.