My Wife's Married. I'm Not.

If Ifs Were Gifts, Every Day Would Be Christmas.

I'm A Mad Dog Whose Only Concern Is Winning.

If Somebody Hits You With An Object You Should Beat The Hell Out Of Them.

I Came To The Realization A Couple Months Ago That I Am Fat. If You Get Tired From Walking - And That's All That Golf Is - Then You Are Officially Fat.

We're Just Playing Basketball. It's Not Like We're Going Out To Have Unprotected Sex With Magic.