I'm A Mad Dog Whose

There's Nobody You'd Rather Beat Than Your Good Friend.

I Always Laugh When People Ask Me About Rebounding Techniques. I've Got A Technique. It's Called Just Go Get The Damn Ball.

If You Are An Ugly Woman, You Have No Chance Of Getting A Tv Job.

But When I See A Story On Welfare On Television, They Only Show Black People.

It Bothers Me When I Hear These Reporters And Jocks Get On Tv And Say: 'oh, No Guy Can Come Out In A Team Sport. These Guys Would Go Crazy.' First Of All, Quit Telling Me What I Think. I'd Rather Have A Gay Guy Who Can Play Than A Straight Guy Who Can't Play.