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These Are My New Shoes. They're Good Shoes. They Won't Make You Rich Like Me, They Won't Make You Rebound Like Me, They Definitely Won't Make You Handsome Like Me. They'll Only Make You Have Shoes Like Me. That's It.

It's The Kind Of Game That Makes You Go Home And Beat Your Wife.

There's Only 5 Real Jobs In The World. Teacher, Fireman, Policeman, Doctor And Somebody Who Is In The Armed Service. If You Don't Have One Of Those 5 Jobs, You Shouldn't Take Your Life That Serious.

I Don't Believe Professional Athletes Should Be Role Models. I Believe Parents Should Be Role Models.

You Can't Start A Diet In The Middle Of The Week, That's Just Stupid.