I Was At A Bar

When Deciding Between Two Competing Theories, Always Go With The One That Doesn't Involve A Magic Spell.

My Grandmother's Brain Was Dead, But Her Heart Was Still Beating. It Was The First Time We Ever Had A Democrat In The Family.

My Computer Beat Me At Checkers, But I Sure Beat It At Kickboxing.

If You're Worth Over $50m You Should Have To Dress Like That Guy On The Monopoly Box. The Super-rich Shouldn't Get All The Benefits Of Looking Like A Regular Guy.

When I Was A Kid, My Nickname Was Mr. Baseball. Because Of The Stitches.