I Was Constantly Being Dragged

Standing On A Ledge Again. Everyone Laughs At Dancing Monkey With The Typewriter. Not For Long, Though.

Rewriting Is When Writing Really Gets To Be Fun. . . . In Baseball You Only Get Three Swings And You're Out. In Rewriting, You Get Almost As Many Swings As You Want And You Know, Sooner Or Later, You'll Hit The Ball.

It's Always Painful When You're Writing Memoirs Because You've Got To Go Through The Dark Places, But It Gives You A Chance To Find Out The Person You Really Are, Not The Person You Thought You Were.

Goldie Hawn Is Funny, Sexy, Beautiful, Talented, Intelligent, Warm, And Consistently Sunny. Other Than That, She Doesn't Impress Me At All.

People With Honorary Awards Are Looked Upon With Disfavor. Would You Let An Honorary Mechanic Fix Your Brand-new Mercedes?