I Was Going To Be

I Was Going To Be A Teacher And Improve The World. Teach People With Hooks For Hands To Fingerpaint, And Teach Bums To Draw Happy Faces On Beads.

If Shakespeare Had Lived In Our Age, He Would Have Been Sued For Writing Romeo And Juliet, Because As Everybody Knows, He Plagiarized That From An Italian Play.

My Favorite Film Is Always The One That I Most Recently Worked On.

The First Time I Took Acid, I Made The Decision That I Would Stay In New York And Find An Independent Film Company To Get A Job With.

I Would Only Make A Movie That I Believe In. If I Didn't Believe In It, It Would Be Unworthy.