I Was Surprised When Nixon

You Got A Million Drug Laws Now Because The Bosses Figured There Was More Money In Putting People In Jail Than Taxing Something Anyone Can Grow On A Window Sill.

To Say Whatever Nonsense Comes Into Your Head Without Any Repercussions Has Got To Be A Bigger High Than Heckling A Movie Screen In A Darkened Theater.

Every Group Needs A Comedian. A Comic Who Is Politically Incorrect At The Berkeley Campus Might Slay Them At A Klan Rally.

Wouldn't It Be Nice If All The People Who Are Lonesome Could Live In One Big Dormitory, Sleep In Beds Next To Each Other, Talk, Laugh, And Keep The Lights On As Long As They Want To?

Marijuana Will Be Legal Some Day, Because The Many Law Students Who Now Smoke Pot Will Someday Become Congressmen And Legalize It In Order To Protect Themselves.