I Was The Kid Next

I Once Had A Large Gay Following, But I Ducked Into An Alleyway And Lost Him.

So I'm At The Wailing Wall, Standing There Like A Moron, With My Harpoon.

Race Is Still Somewhat Of A Taboo In Comedy. But If You're A Minority, Then You Can Make Fun Of Your Own Minority. And That's A Nice Service That Many Of Them Provide.

I Try Not To Talk During The Day When I Have A Show That Night. My Voice Is My Instrument, Just Like A Saxophonist's Instrument Is His Saxophone, Plus Also His Voice, If He's The One Between Tunes That Makes Announcements.

My Mother Was Like A Sister To Me, Only We Didn't Have Sex Quite So Often.