I Was The Last Girl

I Wish I Could Tell You It Gets Better. It Doesn't Get Better. You Get Better.

I Enjoy Life When Things Are Happening. I Don't Care If It's Good Things Or Bad Things. That Means You're Alive.

Is Elizabeth Taylor Fat? Her Favorite Food Is Seconds.

I Wish I Had A Twin, So I Could Know What I'd Look Like Without Plastic Surgery.

When You First Get Married, They Open The Car Door For You. Eighteen Years Now...once He Opened The Car Door For Me In The Last Four Years - We Were On The Freeway At The Time.