Is Elizabeth Taylor Fat? Her

I Love Israel For Its Blue And White Flag As It Matches My Legs.

Comedy Exists To Laugh At Things That Aren't Laughable. But Isn't It? That's What Separates Us From The Animals. We Laugh.

I Could Stop And Live Carefully But That's Ridiculous. I Don't Want To Live Carefully.

I've Learned To Have Absolutely No Regrets About Any Jokes I've Ever Done. You Can Tune Me Out, You Can Click Me Off, It's Ok. I Am Not Going To Bow To Political Correctness.

Comedy Is A Very Rough Beat. It's No Holds Barred, As It Should Be.