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British Fans Are Exceptional, But The American Fans Are Something Else. Some Of Them Fly 500 Miles To Stand In Line For Three Hours, Just To Meet Me, Then When They Do They Collapse.

Coming From Having Absolutely Nothing To Having A Few Grand In The Bank, It Was A Big Culture Leap. I Think That's Why I Went Off The Rails A Bit Really, 'cause There Was No Training For It. They Didn't Do Fame In Schools.

Prison Widens Your Circle Of Friends. In My Stand-up, I Can Now Talk About Things That No One Else Has The Right To Touch.

The Inventory Process And Stepping Back In Your Life Can Sometimes Be A Very Dark Process. But It Also Can Be Extremely Funny And Surprising.

I Was Thinking - If We Get A Cell With A Trouser Press, We Can Make Cheese Toasties.