I Wasnt Always A Writer.

Truth Is, I'm A Good Catholic Girl. The Faith Has Always Been Elusive, But The Guilt Is Intractable.

Ranger Appeared In The Bathroom Doorway And I Was Too Relieved To Be Embarrassed. "i Appreciate You Coming Out In The Middle Of The Night," I Said. Ranger Smiled. "i Didn't Want To Miss Seeing You Chained Up Naked.

I Need To Look Like An Idiot At Least Twice A Day To Keep Myself Humble.

I Felt My Cell Phone Buzz, And I Looked At The Screen. Ranger. “your Gps Just Went Blank,” Ranger Said When I Answered. “the Car Exploded.” There Was A Beat Of Silence. “rafael Won The Pool,” Ranger Said. “are You Okay?” “yes.” “i’ll Send Someone.

I Don't Feel So Good." Lula Said. And She Farted. She Squeezed Her Eyes Shut Tight And Did A Full Minute-long Fart. "excuse Me." She Said. I Was Horrified And Impressed All At The Same Time. It Was A Record Breaking Fart. On My Best Day, I Couldn't Come Near To Farting Like That.