I Watch Schlock Telly. Like

I Am A Rubbish Flirt.

Why Would Anyone Want To Be Called A Size Zero Or Even Aspire To Being A Zero? I Don't Even Understand The Thinking Behind It, Let Alone The Practicalities. What Is All That About?

It Was Fantastic To Work In Cornwall Partly Because My Family Live There So I Was Able To Do Lots Of Visiting And Eat Lots Of Cake. They Live All Over Cornwall And All Over Devon.

I Am A Kid In The Dressing-up Box At Heart.

In Actual Life I Am A Grumpy Old Bag.