I Wear Whatever I Want

Scrabble Was Invented By Nazis To Piss Off Kids With Dyslexia.

Drama Is A Complete Meal, Vitamins, Proteins, Carbohydrates. It's A Slow Burn Thing. It's Got An Arc. Comedy Is More Like Coke.

I Want To Be A Taxidermist! I Wanna Fill Animals With Sand. I Wanna Get More Sand Into An Animal Than Anybody Has Ever Bloody Got In One. I Wanna Fill A Rat With The Entire Gobi Desert, So It’s Really Quite Tight.

Performance Enhancing Drugs Are Banned In The Olympics. Ok, We Can Swing With That. But Performance 'debilitating' Drugs Should Not Be Banned. Smoke A Joint And Win The 100 Metres, Fair Play For You. That's Pretty Good. Unless Someone's Dangling A Mars Bar Off In The Distance.

Little Red Cookbook! Little Red Cookbook!