I Went Through Baseball As

Baseball Is A Game Of Race, Creed, And Color. The Race Is To First Base. The Creed Is The Rules Of The Game. The Color? Well, The Home Team Wears White Uniforms, And The Visiting Team Wears Gray.

I Guess You Don't Really Own A Dog, You Rent Them, And You Have To Be Thankful That You Had A Long Lease.

You Really Have To Be Some Kind Of A Creep For A Dog To Reject You.

I Know A Baseball Star Who Wouldn't Report The Theft Of His Wife's Credit Cards Because The Thief Spends Less Than She Does.

It Seems The Baseball Player Of Today Will Not Be Satisfied Until He Plays Two Weeks In The Big League And Is Able To Retire At Twenty-two.