I Went To Computer Class

Everything I Tell You Is True, But This Is Factual.

The New York Times Is The Official Leak Of The State Department.

If You Maintain A Consistent Political Position Long Enough, You'll Eventually Be Accused Of Treason.

There Are Russian Spies Here Now. And If We're Lucky, They'll Steal Some Of Our Secrets And They'll Be Two Years Behind.

I Watched Ken Burns' Civil War Series On Pbs. My Favorite Segment Is When Bob Hope Entertains The Troops At Gettysburg.