I Wish I Was Dating

It's A Different Thing Shooting For 10 Weeks In India As Opposed To On A Set On Stage Pretending You're In India.

I'd Love To Have A Child. Either One Or 40. I Love Kids.

I Wish I Was Dating One Of The Ladies In 'bollywood Hero.' They're Gorgeous. Any Of Them.

It Sounds Gross To Say That I Like Myself More. But Not Everyone Likes Themselves That Much. Especially In The Comedy World.

With The Roxbury Guys (on 'saturday Night Live'), I Think The Breaking Point Was When Stallone Came On And Wanted To Do The Sketch Just Because. And We're, Like, 'well, Now We've Got To Create A Story, So, What, Are We Bopping Our Heads With Rocky? What Are We Doing?'