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I Keep A Lighter In My Back Pocket All The Time. I'm Not A Smoker, I Just Really Like Certain Songs.

If I Could Control The Behavior Of Fat Guys I Would Make Them Ride Mopeds More Often.

I Don't Want To Be My Own Boss. I Want To Be My Own Colleague.

If You Want To Dry Hump Someone You Don't Know, Just Act Like They Were Choking.

I Am Completely Attracted To The Idea Of Simplicity, Or At Least Removing Things That Seem Unnecessary When Trying To Get An Idea Out There.