I Wonder If Illiterate People

You Have To Motivate Yourself With Challenges. That's How You Know You're Still Alive.

I Had A Dream Last Night That A Hamburger Was Eating Me.

Men Want The Same Thing From Their Underwear That They Want From Women: A Little Bit Of Support, And A Little Bit Of Freedom.

If I Want A Long, Boring Story With No Point To It, I Have My Life.

Let's Face It: A Date Is A Job-interview, That Lasts All Night. The Only Difference Between A Date And A Job Interview Is: Not Many Job-interviews Is There A Chance You'll End Up Naked At The End Of It.