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Jail Is No Place For A Young Fellow. There's No Advancement.

Celebrate The Cracks, Because That's How The Light Comes In.

I Started Smoking As Soon As I Went On The Stage. I'd Make Cigars Out Of The Morning World When I Was A Kid.

Politics Doesn't Make Strange Bedfellows - Marriage Does.

The Husband Who Wants A Happy Marriage Should Learn To Keep His Mouth Shut And His Checkbook Open.