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Bachelors Begin At Thirty-six. Up Till This Age They Are Regarded As Single Men.

The Male - I Have Found - Is A Domestic Animal Which, If Treated With Firmness And Kindness, Can Be Trained To Do Most Things.

I Have A Theory That The Secret Of Marital Happiness Is Simple: Drink In Different Pubs To Your Other Half.

But Really I'm Not Terribly Interested In What I Eat.

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