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I Guess If They Ever Do A Remake Of 'sophie's Choice,' I Could Play The Meryl Streep Part. I've Got To Work On My Polish Accent. Maybe I'll Be The Definitive King Lear One Day. You Know, If They Ever Feel That King Lear Should Be More Jewy.

With Katrina, It's Almost Like The Sequel That Doesn't Live Up To The Original. It's Certainly A Shocking Event And A Tragedy, But Somehow As A Big Event It Doesn't Seem To Carry As Much Weight With The Public As 9/11 Did.

I Think Of Alan Thicke As Perry Como Without The Excitement.

I'd Like To Have A Kid, But I'd Probably Get A Frank Sinatra Jr. Instead Of A Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd Totally Screw Up Like That.

There Are Times When I've Had Ideas Walking Down The Street That I Thought Were Great, And The Minute I Got Onstage, I Would Think Of Them And Go, 'wow, That Would Never Work,' Even Before I Did It In Front Of The Audience.