I Would Stare At Maps

I Have Always Loved Maps.

I Always Bring My Kids Vacation Souvenirs Printed In Comic Sans, So They Know I Love Them But Not Unconditionally.

You Watch An Old 'jeopardy!' And The Categories Alone Are Very Plain. 'poetry,' Or 'movies,' Or 'physics.' If You Watch It Now, Though, There'll Be A Theme Board Where The Categories Are All Hitchcock Movies. Lots More Jokes, Lots More High-concept Categories And Questions.

I Would Stare At Maps Of Delaware For Hours.

During The Whole 'jeopardy' Experience, I Felt Like I Was Living A Bit Of A Double Life, I Would Be Secretly Flying Out To L.a. To Tape New Shows, Hoping That None Of My Coworkers Would Notice The Absence And Figure Out What Was Going On. 'jeopardy' Tries Very Hard To Keep Their Secrets.