I'd Give All The Champagne

If I Had To Choose Between Dribbling Past 5 Players And Scoring From 40 Yards At Anfield Or Shagging Miss World, It'd Be A Hard Choice. Thankfully, I've Done Both

I Must Be The Only Person In The World Who's Looking Forward To Going Into Hospital. I Can't Wait To Get It Over And Done With.

They Say Paul Gascoigne Is The New George Best But Has He Shagged Three Miss Worlds?

I Was In For 10 Hours And Had 40 Pints - Beating My Previous Record By 20 Minutes

I Never Went Out In The Morning With The Intention Of Getting Drunk. It Just Happened.