I'd Give Up Golf If

If My Golf Game Was A Prize Fight, They'd Stop It.

Congress May Be Going Home For The Holidays Soon. How Can You Beat A Christmas Gift Like That?

When She Started To Play, Steinway Came Down Personally And Rubbed His Name Off The Piano.

When They Asked Jack Benny To Do Something For The Actor's Orphanage - He Shot Both His Parents And Moved In.

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.